Failed comedian turned 'agent', often seen lurking backstage more than their actual clients. Commonly described amongst many as the 'biggest leech' in comedy, he’s notorious for name-dropping at every opportunity, casually mentioning his tenuous connections to big stars. Known for awkwardly inserting himself into every success story, claiming he "knew them before they made it." Frequently spotted at industry events he wasn’t invited to, he’s earned the nickname "Rushden and Diamonds" of the comedy world amongst some. He’s also the proud host of the annual "Rushties" awards, where he and his close circle of pals gather to pat each other on the back for their comedy achievements.