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Please make note that meal times are recommended for a 6:00pm seating time at the very latest. Earlier meal sittings can be arranged if preferred.

Pre orders are requested anywhere up to 2 days before the scheduled show date for groups of 4 or more people along with estimated arrival time.

Please be aware that if you arrive later than 6:30pm to be seated then there is a possibility that the start of the show may be missed and we will do our utmost to ensure that you are seated at the earliest possible convenience.

All of our food is prepared in a kitchen where nuts, cereals containing gluten or other allergens are present and our menu does not include all ingredients. If you have a food allergy or intolerance, please let us know before ordering.

(v) Suitable for vegetarians



A classic middle eastern dish of chick peas, tahini, garlic, olive oil & lemon juice


Greek Salad
Fresh mixed salad leaves with cherry tomato, cucumber, red onion, olives & feta cheese

Chargrilled Cypriot Halloumi

King Prawns
Cooked with olive oil, garlic and chilli

Chicken Wings
Marinated Chicken Wings, chargrilled and served with a bed of salad

Garlic Bread
With or without cheese


Main Courses

14" Pizza
Margarita, BBQ Chicken, Meat Feast, Spicy Chicken or Roasted Vegetables.

Beef Burger
Delicious chargrilled been burger in a bun with fries and salad.

Chicken Fillet Burger
Spiced chargrilled chicken breast served in a bun with fries and salad.

Chicken Kebab
Specially marinated cubes of chicken grilled on a skewer served with salad leaves, rice/chips.

Lamb Kebab
Specially marinated cubes of lamb grilled on a skewer served with salad leaves, rice/chips.

Lamb Chops
Cooked on a charcoal grill served with salad, rice/chips.

Vegetable Kebab
Grilled vegetables cooked on charcoal served with salad, rice/chips.

Veg & Halloumi
Grilled veg and halloumi served with salad, rice/chips.

Kofta Kebab
Spiced lamb mince grilled on a skewer served with salad, rice/chips.

Chicken Wings
Marinated and grilled on a skewer served with salad, rice/chips.



1 Course Meal
Choose any of the available main courses for only £12.00

2 Course Meal
Choose a starter and a main course from the menu, for only £17.00


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